So, again, after putting my solemnly sworn duties as a poster on this glorious blog off for far too long (do to laziness, laziness I tell you!) I have decided to return to the happy lands of that which is blog.
And now, after my somewhat ridiculously formal introduction, I will turn my fleeting attention to the remainder of this blog. I have been re-exploring some of the defining terms and phrases of nerddom. Well, mostly I've just been going over phrases, because you can learn those and bring them up at random times later, effectively using some of them as potent nerd bombs. Nerd bombs are so called because they can be used to either retain the title of that which is nerd, shut down non-nerd peoples, or to show dominancy over other nerds. Retaining nerddom is important, because of the overwhelming amount of people who have the urge to do This, as well as because nerds are awesome. And they rule the world, can't forget that too. Anyways, shutting down non-nerd peoples can be very important to keeping yourself nerds. for example: a common usage is at parties, when the brotherhood has not found you and surrounded you to protect you from that which is fail, and someone walks up to you and tries talking about, Oh No! Take it Away, Not Sports! Anyways, that is when your very self, your nerddom if you will, is being attacked, and when it is appropriate to lash out with a nerd bomb. The last main reason for wielding the mighty put-down power of a nerd bomb, is to one up or dominate another nerd, and is demonstrated Here. So, now that you know the reasons for using a nerd bomb, and, I hope, understand the mighty power and care with which they must be used, I will begin to tell you what a nerd bomb actually is.
Any nerd has the knowledge to create a nerd bomb, unless they are fledglings in the faith. So, a nerd bomb is any completely nerd phrase, carefully composed and memorized so as to have any hint of that which is not nerd. An idea of what this is, can be easily shown, but it is better to create your own, though I will provide some ideas for the largest congregations of nerddom.
Basic nerd: 011111000101110001111100001100000011000000111000 (convert it if you can't even figure it out, fail noob)
Star Trek: We are the Nerd. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Star Wars: These are not the nerds you're looking for. You do not need to talk to us. You will move along.
Band nerd: This one is a little harder, because there are so many different types, brass, wind, percussion, strings, it all depends, and usually consists of making jokes of the other types, as in brass joking about winds.
Manga or Anime nerds: yes I know there is a difference, but because there are to many of either ones, to pick through, so don't be lazy like me, and go find one yourself.
And of course there are many many more, that you will have to search for yourself, and of course these are perfectly fine nerd bombs, though they are best suited for newcomers to the faith, rather than hardened nerds like me, and yes, I do know that they are blatently obvious quotes. For those who have more questions pertaining to nerddom, nerd bombs, or which of the main groups, of which there are many more, you most likely are a member of, comment on this with your question, and I will do my best, if I'm not lazy, to reply in the best way.
~King of the Blog~
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